E-tattoo

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An e-tattoo is a burn from touching hot wires that looks like a tattoo but is more painful and smells like burnt hair.
I got an e-tattoo on my hand from touching a live wire. Now it looks like a spiderweb and it stinks.
My coworker got an e-tattoo and now he smells like a charred chicken.
My dog got an e-tattoo from chewing on a plug. It’s a mess and it’s on his face.
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An e-tattoo is like a permanent reminder that you are an idiot who touched something that wasn’t supposed to be touched.
I got an e-tattoo on my arm and now I’m known as the idiot who touched the wire.
My brother got an e-tattoo and now he’s called ‘Burned Bro’ at work.
My friend got an e-tattoo and now his face looks like it was fried.
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An e-tattoo is when you get a burn from a wire that looks like a tattoo but smells like a dead rat.
My e-tattoo smells like a dead rat and looks like a snakebite.
I got an e-tattoo on my leg and now it smells like burnt cheese.
My neighbor got an e-tattoo and it smells like something died in his sock.
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