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A person who can't use a computer even after being taught how to use it, like they were born in the Stone Age. They make your life a living hell with their tech failures.
I tried to show her how to use the internet. She clicked on a cat video and it crashed her computer.
He sent a text to the entire office saying 'I need help' but it was just a typo.
She tried to send a photo and it came through as a file named 'mystery. jpg'.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A state where your brain feels like it’s been turned into a blender. Caused by too much partying and too much X. You can’t remember your own name and you’re terrified of the dark.
After the rave, I thought I was going to die. I had no idea what day it was.
She took X every weekend for a month and now she can’t remember her own phone number.
He thought his dog was his ex. He was screaming at the dog like it was a person.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A person who is so bad at using the internet that they should be banned from it. They’re like a virus that infects your patience and makes your life worse.
He tried to log in and it took him 20 minutes. Just to open a website.
She sent a message to her mom’s ex and called him ‘daddy’.
He tried to watch a movie and it took him 10 minutes to find the play button.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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