e-tard

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a person who still feels like a mess because they're still high from ecstasy and can't think straight

"I took like 10 pills and now I feel like I'm floating in a pool of glitter."

He tried to text his mom but sent a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses instead.

He said he could solve a math problem if he had more glitter."

a person so stupid from taking too much ecstasy that they're basically a walking disaster

He tried to make a sandwich but put the bread in the microwave.

He thought his phone was a toaster and tried to toast his contacts.

He told the hotel staff he was going to live in the carpet forever."

a person who takes ecstasy all the time and still thinks they're smart, even when they're clearly not

"I took 3 pills and I still got a 100% on my math test."

She texted her crush, "I’m high and I think you’re cute."

He tried to explain quantum physics to a dog."

a person so dumb from ecstasy that they can't even think straight and barely remember their own name

"I took ecstasy and now I think my name is Biscuit."

He tried to write a poem but it was just a bunch of random letters.

He asked his mom for help putting on his shoes."

a person who can't use a computer and always needs you to help them do simple stuff, like send an email or download a picture of a naked cat

"I tried to send a picture of my cat but I accidentally sent a video of my mom singing karaoke."

He asked me how to click a button and I had to show him how to use his fingers.

He tried to download a picture of a dog and it came out as a cat wearing a hat."

a person who takes so much ecstasy that they're basically feeding the drug dealers and manufacturers money like it's going out of style

"I spend $50 a week on ecstasy and still have no money for food."

He buys ecstasy like it's going out of style and still thinks he's rich.

He told his friend, "I'm rich, I just don't know how to use my money.""

a person who goes to raves and takes ecstasy every single time and acts like they're the king of the dance floor

"I went to a rave and I danced so hard I lost my shoes."

She tried to do a moonwalk but tripped over her own feet.

He told the DJ, "I'm the king of this party, and I'm not leaving until I get a taco.""