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A loud, angry email or message that screams for something right now, no questions asked, even if it’s stupid. People usually yell in all caps to make it worse.
DM: I NEED THIS FILE BY 2 PM OR I’LL KILL YOU
Tweet: WHY ISN’T MY BREAKFAST READY YET I’M HUNGRY AND I’M ANGRY
Email: IF YOU DON’T FIX THIS ERROR I WILL QUIT AND BURN DOWN THE BUILDING
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A message sent in all caps like a kid who got kicked out of the candy store. It wants something now, and it’s not even polite.
Message: I WANT THE LUNCH MEAT NOW OR I’LL TELL THE PRINCIPAL
Comment: WHY ARE YOU SLOW I’M STARVING
Text: I’M GONNA DIE IF YOU DON’T ANSWER THIS RIGHT NOW
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A mean, loud message that says you’re the worst and demands something right away. It’s like a toddler who just got grounded and is mad about it.
Tweet: YOU’RE THE WORST AND I WANT MY SNACKS NOW
Comment: I HATE YOU AND I’M NOT KIDDING
Email: IF YOU DON’T GIVE ME THIS FILE I’LL QUIT AND YOU’LL BE SORRY
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A message that screams for something right now and calls you names. It’s like someone kicked your dog and now you’re mad.
DM: I WANT THE FILE NOW AND YOU’RE A DOG
Comment: I HATE YOU AND I’M NOT SAD
Text: YOU’RE STUPID AND I NEED THIS NOW
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A message that’s loud, angry, and insists you give it what it wants now. It’s like being yelled at by a boss who just got fired.
Email: YOU’RE A DOG AND I NEED THIS FILE NOW
Tweet: I’M GONNA QUIT AND YOU’LL REGRET IT
Message: I’M ANGRY AND I NEED THIS FILE NOW
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