e-tang

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The online version of butt crack. It’s where all the gross stuff happens.
My cousin’s e-tang is full of cat videos and bad decisions.
She posted her lunch and it went viral in the e-tang.
I got roasted in the e-tang for wearing socks with sandals.
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The digital version of a trash can. You throw your dumb ideas in there and hope no one sees them.
He posted his e-tang and it was just a bunch of selfies and pizza.
My e-tang is so bad it makes my mom cry.
She put her whole life in her e-tang and it was just a bunch of selfies.
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The internet version of a pig pen. It's messy and full of dumb stuff.
My e-tang looks like a pig pen after a hurricane.
He turned his e-tang into a pig pen with 1000 selfies.
Her e-tang is so messy, it has its own zip code.
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The online version of a junkyard. You throw your dumbest ideas in there and hope no one sees them.
My e-tang is a junkyard of bad decisions and bad hair days.
He turned his e-tang into a junkyard with 500 bad photos.
She put her whole life in her e-tang and it was just a bunch of bad photos.
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The digital version of a toilet. You post your dumbest stuff and flush it away, but no one ever flushes it.
His e-tang is like a toilet full of bad jokes.
She posted her whole life in the e-tang and it was just a bunch of bad jokes.
My e-tang is so gross, it smells like a toilet after a party.
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The internet version of a garbage bag. You throw all your dumb stuff in there and hope no one sees it.
My e-tang is a garbage bag full of bad decisions.
He put his whole life in his e-tang and it was just a bunch of bad decisions.
She posted her e-tang and it was just a bunch of bad stuff.
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