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The middle spot where messages get stuck like a fat kid in a hallway. You only notice it when it takes forever and you're dying to send a poop emoji.
Your mom's text took 10 minutes to come through. You're already half-dead.
Your crush's DM took 3 hours. You're now a ghost.
Your pizza delivery text was delayed. You're now a moody teenager.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The digital version of a waiting room. Messages get stuck there like your uncle at a family reunion. You only notice it when you're ready to scream.
Your friend's snap took 2 hours. You're now a human scream machine.
Your mom's message came in at 2 a. m. You're now a zombie.
Your crush's message came after you already left. You're now a heartbroken ghost.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The place messages get stuck like a traffic jam. You only care when it takes longer than your lunch break and you're ready to throw your phone out the window.
Your friend's message took 15 minutes. You're now a human volcano.
Your crush's message came after you already got a pizza. You're now a disappointed kid.
Your mom's message came when you were taking a shower. You're now a confused human.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The digital version of a jail. Messages get stuck there like your little brother. You only notice it when it takes longer than your bedtime and you're ready to cry.
Your friend's message came after you fell asleep. You're now a tired kid.
Your crush's message came when you were eating breakfast. You're now a confused human.
Your mom's message came after you were done with your homework. You're now a relieved kid.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The spot where messages get stuck like a kid in a candy store. You only notice it when it takes longer than your favorite show and you're ready to throw a tantrum.
Your friend's message took 20 minutes. You're now a human tantrum.
Your crush's message came after your favorite show ended. You're now a disappointed kid.
Your mom's message came when you were eating your snack. You're now a confused human.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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