Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your phone or tablet is the only thing keeping you from crying.

I watched 8 hours of cat videos. My brain is dead.

My tablet is my only friend. My mom is a monster.

I played Candy Crush until my fingers fell off.

2

When your screen is the only thing that doesn’t hate you.

My phone loves me. My family doesn’t.

I texted my ex 37 times. He didn’t text back once.

My TV is my therapist. My mom is my nightmare.

3

When your device is the only thing making you forget your problems.

I forgot my math test because of TikTok.

My phone distracted me from my burning house.

I watched 500 videos instead of doing my homework.

4

When your phone is the only thing keeping you from screaming.

I played 10 hours of Fortnite. I forgot my mom was yelling.

My phone was louder than my brother’s mouth.

I watched 1000 videos before I remembered I had to poop.

5

When your tablet is the only thing that doesn’t talk back.

My phone insults me. My tablet just shows me memes.

I asked my phone for help. It said 'No.' My tablet just showed me a dancing potato.

My mom yells. My phone laughs.

6

When your device is the only thing that doesn’t make you feel like garbage.

My phone told me I was cool. My mom said I was a disaster.

I got 100 likes. My dog gave me 100 boos.

My tablet made me feel rich. My wallet made me feel poor.