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When your emails are so annoying they feel like a personal attack and you’re too busy to deal with them.
My boss sent 12 emails in 1 hour. I’m not even mad, I’m just tired.
I opened my email and it was like a horror movie. I closed it and went to bed.
My mom sent me 50 messages about my uncle's dog. I’m not even related to the dog.
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When your inbox is so full it might explode and you’re too lazy to sort it out.
My email was like a jungle. I didn’t know where to start.
I got 30 emails in one day. My brain shut down.
My email was so full I thought I was getting a second job.
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When you’re so stressed from emails you might as well be in a sweat lodge with a bear.
I opened my email and it was like being yelled at by my entire class.
I got 10 emails from my boss, 5 from my mom, and 3 from my crush. I’m not even mad, I’m just confused.
My email was so bad I considered quitting my job just to get out of it.
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When your emails are so bad they’re like a bad breakup and you don’t want to talk to anyone.
My emails were like my ex. They were all over the place and I didn’t know what to expect.
I got 20 emails from my boss, and I felt like I was being dumped.
My email was so bad I thought I was in a horror movie.
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When you’re so overwhelmed by emails it feels like your brain is on fire and your inbox is the fire department.
I opened my email and it was like my brain was being attacked by a army of emails.
My inbox had 100 unread emails and I was too scared to open them.
I got 50 emails in one day. I thought my brain was going to blow up.
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When your emails are so annoying they’re like your worst enemy sent you a message every hour.
I got an email every hour for 8 hours. I was like, ‘Is this a joke?’
My worst enemy sent me an email and it was like a personal attack.
I got 20 emails from my boss, and I felt like I was being haunted.
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