E-SWAB

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An emotional support water bottle is a fancy name for a woman's favorite bottle that she never lets go of. It's not for drinking it's for crying into.
My E-SWAB is my emotional support water bottle. I've cried into it more times than I've actually drunk from it.
I brought my E-SWAB to work because I knew my boss was going to yell at me again.
That water bottle is my emotional support water bottle. I've had more heartbreaks in that bottle than I've had dates.
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A woman’s E-SWAB is just a bottle she carries everywhere. It’s not for water it’s for saving her dignity when she breaks down in public.
I brought my E-SWAB to the grocery store because I knew I’d cry in the cereal aisle again.
That water bottle is my E-SWAB. I’ve used it to hide my tears from my ex.
I carry my E-SWAB like it’s a lifeline. If I drop it I might just lose my mind.
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An E-SWAB is the bottle a woman keeps with her always. It’s not for water it’s for pretending she’s not a mess.
My E-SWAB is my emotional support water bottle. I’ve used it to hide my tears from my coworkers.
I brought my E-SWAB to the park because I knew I’d start sobbing over my ex again.
That water bottle is my E-SWAB. I’ve used it to hide my feelings from my family.
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