e-suicide

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E-suicide is when someone deletes every social media account they ever had just to avoid getting poked, tagged, or bothered by anyone online. They vanish like a fart in a thunderstorm.

I’m gone. No more likes. No more mean comments. Just me and my silence.

Bye, Facebook. You were a waste of my time and my ex’s attention.

No more tweets. No more snaps. I’m done being your digital ghost.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

E-suicide is when you log out of everything just to make your friends and exes feel like they’ve been abandoned by a cyber-angel. It’s like a digital middle finger.

I’m leaving. You’ll never find me again. Good riddance.

No more messages. No more reminders. I’m free.

You can’t tag me anymore. I’m not even in your world.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

E-suicide is when you delete your online life because you’re tired of being interrupted by notifications, memes, and your ex’s random DMs. You go full hermit crab in the internet sea.

I’m deleting everything. No more notifications. No more drama.

I’m done being your online friend. I’m going offline.

You can’t find me. I’m not even on the internet anymore.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

E-suicide is like throwing your phone out the window and screaming into the void because you’re sick of being online and being judged by everyone you know.

I’m done. No more likes. No more comments. Just me and my silence.

You can’t find me. I’m not even on the internet anymore.

I’m going full hermit crab. No more social media.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

E-suicide is when you log out of every app just to make your friends feel like you’ve gone full ghost mode. It’s like you’re saying, 'I don’t need you anymore.'

I’m gone. No more messages. No more comments. Just me and my silence.

You can’t find me. I’m not even on the internet anymore.

I’m done being your online friend. I’m going offline.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

E-suicide is the worst kind of digital revenge. You log out of everything just to show your ex that you’re done being their online toy.

I’m done being your online toy. You can’t find me anymore.

I’m going full hermit crab. No more social media.

You can’t tag me anymore. I’m not even in your world.

by Slangipedia 4d ago