E-Stroke

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You’re online chatting and your brain freezes up like a fried egg.
I was about to roast him, then my fingers turned to chicken nuggets.
I opened my mouth to say something smart, then my brain went on vacation.
I typed ‘Hello’ and it came out ‘Helo’ and I died inside.
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Your fingers forget how to type and your brain yells at them.
I was trying to say ‘I love you’ and it came out ‘I lvoe you’ and I cried.
My fingers were arguing and my brain was confused.
I typed ‘I’m fine’ and it looked like ‘Im fnie’ and I wanted to die.
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You’re online and your brain decides to take a nap in your keyboard.
I was about to send a fire tweet, then my brain took a power nap.
I typed ‘Hey’ and it came out ‘Hye’ and I felt like a loser.
I was in the middle of a roast and my brain fell asleep.
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Your brain goes offline and your fingers can’t handle the stress.
I was about to say ‘You’re ugly’ and my brain said ‘nope’ and I typed ‘You’re ugly’ instead.
I was typing like a boss, then my brain went on vacation and my fingers were left alone.
I typed ‘Hello’ and it came out ‘Helo’ and I felt like a toddler.
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You’re online and your brain starts a fight with your fingers.
I was about to send a cool message, but my brain and fingers started a war.
I typed ‘I’m fine’ and it came out ‘Im fne’ and my brain was mad.
I was trying to say something smart, but my brain said ‘nope’ and I typed ‘nope’ instead.
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You’re online and your brain forgets how to type and your fingers are confused.
I was about to say ‘I love you’ and my brain forgot how to type and my fingers were confused.
I typed ‘Hey’ and it came out ‘Hye’ and my brain said ‘why?’.
I was trying to send a cool message, but my brain said ‘I don’t know’ and my fingers were confused.
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