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The kind of stress that makes your brain scream when your phone dies and your WiFi goes out
My phone just exploded. I’m not sure if it was the battery or my soul.
I tried to send a message. It said 'Failed. Try again.' I tried 27 times.
I had 10 tabs open. Now I have 10 tabs open and a headache.
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When your phone is the only friend you have and it starts ignoring you
My phone is offline. I’m not talking to anyone. Not even my dog.
I tried to watch a video. It said 'Connection lost.' I said 'F*** you.'
I sent a message to my mom. It went to 'Drafts.' I cried.
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The feeling you get when your phone is doing better than you are
I got 12 notifications. I got 12 notifications and still failed my test.
My phone has 100 apps. I have 100 problems.
I tried to post a photo. It said 'Error.' I said 'F***ing error.'
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When your phone is your only hope and it lets you down
I asked my phone for help. It said 'No.' I asked my dog. It barked.
I had 30 tabs open. I had 30 tabs open and 30 problems.
I sent a message to my crush. It said 'Sent.' I said 'F***ing sent.'
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When your phone is the reason you’re stressed and it’s laughing at you
I tried to post a selfie. It said 'Error.' I tried to cry. It said 'Notification.'
I got 5 messages. I got 5 messages and 5 headaches.
I sent a message to my best friend. It said 'Delivered.' I said 'F***ing delivered.'
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Stress that happens when your phone is your brain and it starts failing
I got 10 messages. I got 10 messages and 10 problems.
I sent a message to my crush. It said 'Sent.' I said 'F***ing sent.'
I had 100 tabs open. I had 100 tabs open and 100 headaches.
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