e-stocking

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A digital Christmas stocking that's more likely to be full of memes than actual presents.

My e-stocking had 12 videos of my cousin singing Christmas carols in a bathrobe.

I got 300 likes on my e-stocking but only 2 actual gifts.

My e-stocking was so full of junk it crashed my phone.

A fake Christmas stocking that people use to embarrass you with stupid messages.

My e-stocking was flooded with messages from my ex saying 'Merry Christmas, still love you.'

My e-stocking had 50 messages from my mom about my diet.

My e-stocking had a photo of me in pajamas from 2015.

A virtual Christmas stocking that's just a fancy way to get more spam in your life.

My e-stocking got hit with 100 spam messages from strangers.

My e-stocking was like a Christmas party for spam bots.

I got 12 fake gifts from 12 fake people on my e-stocking.