e-Steteer

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A smelly, lazy worker at e-Stet, a company that helps lawyers with their boring lawsuits, located in Los Angeles, CA.
I’m done with this e-Steteer, they spilled coffee on my file and called it a ‘rebrand’
That e-Steteer took three hours to find a single document. I want my time back!
Why is my lawyer yelling at me? Because the e-Steteer messed up my case like a drunk kid at a pizza party.
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A person who works at e-Stet and makes lawyers look good, even though they probably snored through their college classes.
This e-Steteer made my case look like a movie. I should’ve paid them more money.
The e-Steteer got my evidence right, I guess they didn’t sleep through their job training.
My lawyer said the e-Steteer did everything. I believe him, he’s the only one who didn’t fall asleep during the trial.
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A worker at e-Stet who helps lawyers with their lawsuits, even though they probably ate pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
The e-Steteer helped me win my case, I guess they didn’t eat pizza during the trial.
This e-Steteer did my work so fast, I think they were high on pizza and caffeine.
I paid the e-Steteer to do my job, I got the win, they got the pizza. Fair trade.
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