e-state

I paid $200 for my e-state and it’s the best decision I ever made. My dad still thinks it’s a waste of money.

My e-state is my pride and joy. My cousin just has a Twitter account and that’s embarrassing.

I bought my e-state so I could finally stop being a nobody on the internet. It worked.

My e-state is like my house but it costs more and I can’t even sleep in it. It’s just a website.

I have a mansion on the web but I still live in my mom’s basement. It’s a shame.

My e-state is a waste of money. I could’ve bought a real house with that cash.

My e-state is worth a million dollars but I still can’t afford a pizza. That’s life.

I have a fancy e-state but my phone bill is higher than my rent. What’s the point?

I own a chunk of the internet but I still live paycheck to paycheck. That’s the real struggle.

My e-state is my personal digital backyard. My neighbor just has a Facebook profile and that’s not cool.

I have a digital backyard and my friend still lives in the real one. That’s sad.

My e-state is my favorite thing. My cousin still uses MySpace and that’s ancient.

My e-state is my digital fiefdom. My cousin still uses a dial-up connection and that’s medieval.

I own my own digital fiefdom and my friend still sends me emails like it’s the 90s.

My e-state is my kingdom. My brother still has a Yahoo email and that’s embarrassing.

My e-state is like owning land but it’s just a website. My neighbor still uses a flip phone.

I have land on the internet but I still live in my parent’s house. It’s a shame.

My e-state is like owning a piece of the web. My brother still has a Hotmail account and that’s not cool.