e-ssault™

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When the internet hits you like a brick and you’re too lazy to block the person who sent it.

I got 100 spam emails from my ex and a cat picture.

My boss sent me a group message about the office pizza and my mom’s divorce.

My crush sent me a 500-word essay on why I’m the worst person ever.

Getting hit with online trash so bad it feels like your soul is being formatted.

My ex posted a TikTok about me and my dog’s bad hair day.

My teacher tagged me in a rant about my math homework on Facebook.

My mom’s cousin’s friend’s dog posted a rant about me on Instagram.

When the internet decides to make your life worse by posting your secrets everywhere.

My crush’s crush posted our text messages on Twitter.

My ex’s ex’s ex posted my failed attempts at cooking on TikTok.

My mom’s friend’s brother posted my math test on Facebook.

When you get so much online trash you start to think the internet is out to get you.

I got 500 DMs from strangers about my failed relationship.

My teacher posted my essay about my dog on the class website.

My mom’s friend’s brother’s dog posted a video of me crying on TikTok.

Getting bombarded by online stuff so bad it feels like your brain is being hacked.

I got 100 messages from my ex about my dog’s bad hair day.

My teacher posted my math test on the class website.

My mom’s friend’s brother posted a video of me crying on TikTok.

When you get so much online stuff it feels like the internet is trying to kill you.

I got 500 DMs from my ex and my dog’s bad hair day video.

My teacher posted my essay about my dog on the class website.

My mom’s friend’s brother posted a video of me crying on TikTok.