E-Squirt

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A stupid nickname for someone. It's like adding a silly letter to your name, like K-Squirt or A-Squirt. Everyone thinks it's hilarious, but no one asks why it's called Squirt.
My buddy is L-Squirt. I still don't get why.
Why is my teacher M-Squirt? That's not even a real word.
My cousin is P-Squirt. I think he just wants attention.
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A nickname that's so dumb, it's like the person got stuck with it in a bet. You can change it to start with your name, like K-Squirt or A-Squirt. It's the worst.
My mom is R-Squirt. She lost a bet and never got out of it.
My brother is T-Squirt. He still thinks it's cool.
My neighbor is D-Squirt. I don't even know why.
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A nickname so bad, it's like someone threw it at you. You can make it start with your name, like K-Squirt or A-Squirt. It's just a waste of time.
My teacher is S-Squirt. She's been stuck with it for 10 years.
My friend is F-Squirt. He's just trying to be different.
My dog is B-Squirt. It's the most embarrassing thing ever.
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A nickname that's so stupid, it's like it came from a toddler. You can change it to start with your name, like K-Squirt or A-Squirt. No one believes it's real.
My uncle is G-Squirt. He's been stuck with it since high school.
My friend's kid is H-Squirt. It's just weird.
My coworker is N-Squirt. No one knows why.
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A nickname so bad, it's like someone cursed you with it. You can change it to start with your name, like K-Squirt or A-Squirt. It's just a constant reminder of your stupidity.
My best friend is Q-Squirt. He won't stop using it.
My boss is V-Squirt. It's the worst.
My little brother is X-Squirt. He's just trying to be annoying.
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