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the annoying duty of keeping your online mess updated and not letting it look like a landfill

I posted a photo of my cat wearing a hat. It was a masterpiece. I got 2 likes. My mom liked it. I died inside.

My Twitter bio is 'Professional failure, amateur philosopher, part-time human.' It's been 3 years. I still haven't changed it.

I made a blog about how I hate my job. I haven't posted in 7 years. My followers are confused.

when you swear to someone you'll do something online and then you forget or just ignore them

You promised to tag me in that stupid photo. I still haven't been tagged. I'm still mad.

You said you'd post my rant about your brother. You posted about your brother's cat. I was confused.

You said you'd follow me on TikTok. You followed me on TikTok. You unfollowed me 5 minutes later.