e speech syndrome

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when someone talks like a screeching goat stuck on a piano key. it’s the worst and everyone hates it.

'Eyyyyy I’m literally the best at everything ever' (said like a goat with a megaphone)

DM: 'Heyyy it’s meeee I just wanted to say hi' (with 10 emojis)

In class: 'Eeeeee I’m gonna fail this test but I still think I’m the best'

when you talk like you're screaming from the top of a mountain, but you're just trying to be cool.

'EYYYYYYYY I’m literally the king of the world' (said while eating a sandwich)

Text: 'Eyyyyyyyy I just got a C and it’s the best grade ever'

In the mall: 'EYYYY I’m literally the most popular person ever'

when you speak like you’re being tortured by a loudspeaker and it’s your favorite thing ever.

'EYYYYYYYY I just got a 2 on my math test and it’s perfect'

Text: 'Eyyyy I just ate a whole pizza and it was amazing'

In the hallway: 'EYYYYYYYY I’m the most important person in this school'

when you talk like a broken kazoo that’s been dipped in glitter and yelled at.

'EYYYYYYYY I’m the best at everything and I just proved it'

DM: 'Eyyyy I just passed the test and I’m still the best'

In the gym: 'EYYYYYYYY I’m gonna be a millionare and it’s totally normal'

when you speak like a confused parrot who just heard a loud explosion and thinks it’s a party.

'EYYYYYYYY I just got a D and it’s the best grade ever'

Text: 'Eyyyy I just ate three burgers and it was perfect'

In class: 'EYYYYYYYY I’m gonna be rich and I already know it'