e-spam

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E-spam is like getting a million love letters from your ex's cousin who thinks you're cool, all at once. It’s full of nonsense and feels like your brain is being poked with a stick.
Your mom sends you a 10-page email about her cat's feelings.
Your teacher emails you 50 times about a test you failed 3 years ago.
Your ex's cousin sends you a group email saying, 'You're still cool!' 27 times.
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Emoji spam is when someone sends you a message that's just emojis, like a toddler threw a party in your DMs and no one told you.
Your friend sends you a message with 50 hearts and 30 dogs.
Your crush sends you a string of fire emojis and a single sad face.
Your uncle sends you a message that looks like a rainbow exploded in your inbox.
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