E-snake

'Hey, wanna split a burger?' I said. Then he ate the whole thing and left me with the bill.

'You’re my best friend! I’ll take your last dollar and your hope.'

He asked me to help him cheat on a test. Then he failed and blamed me.

'We’re gonna be rich!' he said. Then he spent all my savings on a pizza.

'You’re my brother!' he said. Then he took my last chocolate.

He said we’d be friends forever. Now he’s blocking me and eating my leftovers.

He told me he’d help me with math. Now I’ve got a D and he’s got an A.

I shared my secret password. Now he’s using it to prank me.

He said we’d be besties. Now he’s telling everyone I cry when I lose.

He said we’d be cool. Then he told my crush I was a total loser.

He posted my bad photo on Instagram and called me a disaster.

He said we’d hang out. Then he told everyone I’m a baby.

He asked me to lend him my game. Now he’s got my console and my dignity.

He said I could borrow his shirt. Now he’s wearing my clothes and my hope.

He said we’d be partners. Now he’s got my money and my name.