e-slurp

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A fake compliment someone posts about a forum king to get in their good graces and maybe get a free snack.

'This guy is the best at chess, hands down.', said by a guy who lost 12 times in a row.

'She’s the queen of this forum, no doubt about it.', said by a guy who got banned 3 times.

'He’s like the god of memes.', said by a guy who posted 2 memes ever.

When a no-name user tries to butter up a popular forum member just so they can be seen as cool.

'You’re my hero, sir.', said by a guy who hasn’t posted anything in a month.

'You’re like the best person ever.', said by a guy who once got a warning for swearing.

'You’re the king of the forum, I swear.', said by a guy who got kicked out last week.

A sycophant’s way of trying to get on a popular forum user’s good side by saying stuff no one else would.

'You’re the god of this forum, I swear on my mom’s life.', said by a guy who once got a timeout.

'You’re the bestest person ever, no doubt.', said by a guy who got 4 warnings.

'You’re like the king of the internet.', said by a guy who hasn’t posted in 3 years.

When someone tries to be nice to a forum legend just so they can be noticed and not ignored.

'You’re the best, I swear.', said by a guy who got ignored for a week.

'You’re the king of this forum, hands down.', said by a guy who once got a ban.

'You’re the bestest person ever.', said by a guy who posted once and got a warning.

A flakey user trying to get on a popular forum member’s good side by saying stuff that’s clearly not true.

'You’re the bestest person ever, I swear on my dad’s life.', said by a guy who got 3 warnings.

'You’re the god of this forum, I swear.', said by a guy who posted once.

'You’re the king, no doubt about it.', said by a guy who got kicked out last week.

When a nobody tries to act like a fan just so they can be seen as someone important on the forum.

'You’re the bestest person ever, no doubt.', said by a guy who once got a ban.

'You’re the god of this forum, I swear.', said by a guy who posted twice.

'You’re like the king of memes.', said by a guy who posted one meme ever.