e slime

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The gross goop that drips from your lips after you swallow a pill that makes you think you're a god.
I took two pills and now my mouth looks like a swamp.
My buddy tried to kiss me and ended up licking a toilet.
I looked in the mirror and my face was a mess of glitter and snot.
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The slimy stuff that comes out when you take a pill and your brain decides to throw a party in your mouth.
I took the pill and my mouth started dancing.
I tried to talk and my tongue felt like it was covered in glue.
My friend laughed so hard he peed on the floor.
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The sticky mess you get when you take a pill and your mouth turns into a slime pit.
I took the pill and my lips looked like they were melting.
I tried to smile and it looked like I was eating a banana peel.
My friend took it and started talking like a robot.
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