E-slidin'

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Going back to the bad habit of staring at your phone for hours, usually while curled up like a fetus in your bed, pretending you're not a total waste of space.

I’ve been e-slidin’ since breakfast. My phone is my new ex.

I’m e-slidin’ in my pajamas like it’s a fashion statement.

I e-slidin’ so hard, my brain is now a smartphone accessory.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Getting sucked back into the hell of scrolling and texting while hiding like a criminal, because you’re too good for the real world.

E-slidin’ so much, my thumbs got a divorce.

I e-slidin’ in the closet like it’s my second job.

I e-slidin’ so hard, my mom thinks I’m dead.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you fall back into the trap of phone obsession, usually while hiding like a coward, because life is too tough to handle without your phone.

I e-slidin’ like it’s my full-time job.

I e-slidin’ in the bathroom, pretending I’m not a mess.

I e-slidin’ so much, my phone got a raise.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Going back to the dumb habit of wasting your life on your phone, usually while hiding like a ninja, because you’re too lazy to do anything else.

I e-slidin’ so much, my phone is now my soulmate.

I e-slidin’ in my sock drawer like it’s a vacation.

E-slidin’ so hard, my phone now has a PhD.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you go back to the stupid habit of being glued to your phone, usually while hiding like a ghost, because you’re too weak to face the world.

I e-slidin’ like I’m escaping prison.

E-slidin’ so much, my phone now talks to me.

I e-slidin’ in my fridge like it’s my hideout.

by Slangipedia 14d ago