e-sleep

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when you stay up so late talking to some e-boy on Discord that you pass out during a call. it makes your brain feel like a melted popsicle and your e-relationship go from okay to hot garbage.

dm: 'yo i just fell asleep during your voice chat i think i turned into a vegetable'

tweet: 'i stayed up until 3 am talking to my e-boy and now i look like a raccoon who got hit by a bus'

text: 'i e-slept and my mom had to wake me up because i was snoring like a dragon in a cave'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

when you e-sleep so much that you start dreaming about your e-boy during lunch. it’s like your brain is a microwave and your e-boy is the chicken nugget you can’t stop thinking about.

text: 'i dreamt about my e-boy during math class and i got a detention for laughing'

dm: 'i e-slept during lunch and my teacher thought i was possessed'

tweet: 'i e-slept so much i started talking to my e-boy in my sleep and my brother thinks i’m crazy'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

when you e-sleep so hard that you forget to do your homework and your e-boy texts you like 10 times to remind you. it’s like you’re a zombie who only knows how to talk to your e-boy.

text: 'i e-slept and forgot about my math test and now i’m crying in the hallway'

dm: 'you e-slept again and i had to do your homework for you, you’re a disgrace'

tweet: 'i e-slept through my entire science class and now i have a f and a text from my e-boy that says ‘i love you but also i hate you’'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

when you e-sleep so much that your e-boy starts to think you’re dead and sends you a 20-minute voice note just to check if you’re alive. it’s like your e-relationship is a horror movie and you’re the main character who can’t wake up.

dm: 'i e-slept for 3 days and my e-boy sent me a voice note that was longer than my mom’s sermons'

text: 'my e-boy thinks i’m dead and i just sent him a picture of my face that looks like a fried egg'

tweet: 'i e-slept so hard my e-boy called me a ghost and i texted him back like ‘i’m not a ghost i’m a sleep demon’'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

when you e-sleep so much that you start talking to your e-boy in your sleep and your mom thinks you’re possessed. it’s like your brain is a radio and your e-boy is the only station you can tune into.

text: 'i e-slept and started talking to my e-boy in my sleep and my mom called the priest'

dm: 'my mom thinks i’m a ghost because i e-slept and whispered your name in my sleep'

tweet: 'i e-slept and my e-boy heard me say ‘i love you’ in my sleep and now he thinks i’m a sleep wizard'

by Slangipedia 5d ago