E-Slag

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A fake slag who can't get laid in real life but posts selfies and sends butt pics to 10 girls at once online. They're usually balding and smell like old pizza.
DM: 'Hey babe, wanna hang out?' (sent to 7 girls at once)
Post: 'Just got 20 likes on my abs. I'm famous.'
Status: 'I'm dating 3 girls. None of them know.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy who thinks he's a player but can't even talk to a girl without looking at his phone. They're usually fat and have a face like a raccoon.
Text: 'Hey, I'm busy, but I'm still texting you.'
Post: 'I'm with 2 girls. Both are hot. I'm a god.'
DM: 'I'm talking to 3 girls right now. None of them know.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A loser who flirts with everyone online but can't even leave his bedroom. He's got a face like a fried egg and a voice like a dying donkey.
Post: 'I'm dating 5 girls. I'm a king.'
Text: 'I'm busy, but I'm still flirting with 10 girls.'
Status: 'I'm the best. No one can beat me.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy who thinks he's a stud but can't even look a girl in the eye. He's got a gut like a balloon and a face like a cheeseburger.
Text: 'I'm with 2 girls. Both are hot.'
Post: 'I'm texting 10 girls at once. I'm a legend.'
Status: 'I'm the best. No one can beat me.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A fake player who sends 100 messages to 10 girls but can't even talk to one. They're usually bald and have a face like a ghost.
DM: 'Hey, wanna hang out?' (sent to 10 girls)
Post: 'I'm with 5 girls. I'm a god.'
Text: 'I'm texting 20 girls. All of them are hot.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy who thinks he's a king but can't even get a girl to look at him. He's got a face like a pizza and a voice like a goat.
Text: 'Hey, I'm busy, but I'm still texting you.'
Post: 'I'm with 3 girls. I'm a legend.'
Status: 'I'm the best. No one can beat me.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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