Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person so hot they make your brain short-circuit and your pants feel like they’re on fire.

My cousin walked into the room and I forgot how to breathe. I looked like a deer in headlights. #eSizzle

That guy at the coffee shop had a smile that could melt ice cream. I dropped my latte. #eSizzle

She walked past me and my heart skipped a beat. I think I peed a little. #eSizzle

2

Someone so attractive they make you question your life choices and your gym membership.

I saw him at the gym and I suddenly wanted to quit my job. #eSizzle

She was wearing a crop top and I forgot how to tie my shoes. #eSizzle

He came into class and I forgot my name. #eSizzle

3

The kind of person who makes you wish you had a better personality and maybe a bigger budget.

I saw her and I wanted to drop out of school. #eSizzle

He walked in and I forgot my password. #eSizzle

She looked at me and I felt like a sad potato. #eSizzle

4

A person so eye-catching they make you forget your own name and your own life.

I saw her and I forgot how to spell my own name. #eSizzle

He walked in and I suddenly wanted to become a dog. #eSizzle

She smiled and I forgot my lunch. #eSizzle

5

Someone who looks so good they make your brain stop working and your pants start sweating.

I saw him and my brain turned to mush. #eSizzle

She walked in and I forgot how to walk. #eSizzle

He looked at me and my pants got jealous. #eSizzle

6

A person so hot they make you question your life, your decisions, and your ability to wear pants.

I saw her and I wanted to burn my old clothes. #eSizzle

He came into the room and I forgot my own face. #eSizzle

She looked at me and I suddenly felt like a sad tomato. #eSizzle