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Checking on kids through a screen because adults are too busy doing dumb stuff and don’t want to deal with real life.

Mom: 'I’ll be back in five minutes.' (She’s been gone for three hours.)

Dad: 'I’m working.' (He’s playing Fortnite.)

Uncle Steve: 'I’m watching you.' (He’s on TikTok.)

Looking at kids from a device because adults are too lazy to actually be there and are just pretending to care.

Aunt Lisa: 'I’m here!' (She’s asleep on the couch.)

Brother: 'I’m watching you.' (He’s eating pizza and watching YouTube.)

Cousin: 'I’ll be there in a minute.' (He’s still at the mall.)

Using a phone or computer to spy on kids because adults are too busy doing stupid stuff and don’t want to be bothered.

Mom: 'I’m working!' (She’s scrolling Instagram.)

Dad: 'I’ll be there in five minutes.' (He’s still at the bar.)

Sister: 'I’m watching you.' (She’s eating cereal and watching cat videos.)