Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a digital kick in the pants from someone who thinks they're your friend

Your mom just texted you: 'You promised you'd do the dishes.'

Your crush tagged you in a post: 'This is what happens when you ghost me.'

Your dad sent you a group message: 'You're grounded. Again.'

2

a message so harsh it might as well be a physical shove from a grumpy uncle

Your friend sent you a DM: 'You missed my birthday. You're dead to me.'

Your teacher emailed you: 'You're lucky I didn't fail you.'

Your ex tweeted: 'You're still a disappointment.'

3

a message that screams 'I am not done with you yet' from the inside of your phone

Your best friend texted you: 'You promised you'd come to the concert.'

Your brother sent you a group message: 'You're still a total failure.'

Your crush texted you: 'You forgot about me again.'

4

a message that hits harder than your little brother's elbow in the ribs

Your mom sent you a text: 'You're grounded until you clean your room.'

Your teacher sent you a message: 'You're not passing this class.'

Your ex sent you a message: 'You're still a total mess.'

5

a message so mean it might make your phone blush

Your best friend sent you a message: 'You're still a total disaster.'

Your crush texted you: 'You're still a total mess.'

Your dad sent you a message: 'You're still a total failure.'

6

a message that feels like getting kicked by your little brother when you're already tired

Your mom texted you: 'You're grounded again.'

Your teacher sent you a message: 'You're still failing this class.'

Your ex posted on social media: 'You're still a total disaster.'