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Drinking with someone while you're both too lazy to leave your couch
I drunk-texted you at 2 a. m. because I couldn't function without you.
We ordered pizza and drank wine while screaming at a video game.
I drank three beers and cried on Zoom because my cat died.
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Chatting and chugging drinks like you're at a bar but you're just yelling at each other through the internet
We yelled at each other over Discord while eating cereal and drinking coffee.
We drank so much we forgot we were on a video call.
I threw my phone at the wall because you kept making bad jokes.
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Getting wasted with someone on the internet while doing nothing productive
We watched cat videos and drank until we fell asleep.
I drank a whole bottle of wine and you just laughed at me.
We got so wasted we started arguing about the meaning of life.
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Drinking with someone online like you're best friends even though you're just yelling at each other
We screamed at each other through Zoom while drinking beer.
I drank so much I forgot my own name.
You sent me a message saying 'I hate you' while we were both drunk.
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Drinking with someone on the internet like you're at a party but you're just sitting on your couch
We drank wine while watching a movie and barely talked.
I ate pizza and drank beer while you just stared at your screen.
We both got so drunk we fell asleep on the couch.
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