e-shopping

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E-shoppers are fake celebrities who think their face is worth a million bucks because they have 10 friends and 3 selfies.

I took a photo of my cat wearing a hat and it got 2 likes. I'm famous.

My profile picture is my forehead from 2015. It's iconic.

I posted a video of me eating cereal and now I'm a influencer.

E-shopping is when you buy stuff without leaving your couch and then blame your mom for your bad credit.

I bought 100 hoodies and now I have no money. Blame mom.

I clicked 'buy now' and now my savings are gone.

I ordered pizza and a new phone. My mom is mad.