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E-shops are the people who think they're hot because of their face and their dumb selfies. They post every hour and cry if no one likes their picture.
Just took 20 selfies today. 17 of them are in the shower. 3 of them are me yelling at the mirror.
My face is perfect. My hair is perfect. My life is perfect. Why isn't everyone liking my post?
I got 5 likes. That's 5 people. 5 people know me. 5 people like me. 5 people are my friends. 5 people are my life.
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E-shops are the people who think they're rich because they bought something online. They spend all their money on dumb stuff and act like it's a big deal.
I bought a $100 shirt online. I'm now rich. I'm now a legend. I'm now the king of e-shops.
I spent $50 on a hat. It's the best hat. It's the best hat in the world. It's the best hat in the universe.
I bought 3 shirts and a pair of pants. I'm now a fashion icon. I'm now a genius. I'm now a god.
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