Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A spaceship that’s so basic it’s like your mom’s old toaster.

'I’m e-shipin’ to Mars, and I don’t care if you’re still stuck in the 80s.'

'This e-ship is slower than my uncle’s turtle.'

'I tried to e-ship, but it crashed and I got stuck in the 90s.'

2

A fake online love that’s as useful as a burnt piece of pizza.

'I’m e-shippin’ with this guy, and he still thinks I’m single.'

'That e-ship is worse than my ex’s bad hair.'

'I e-shipped with 10 guys, and all of them are still in my DMs.'

3

When life is so bad you wish you were dead and e-shippin’ at the same time.

'My life is a disaster. I’m e-shippin’ to escape it.'

'I’m so low I could be the bottom of a toilet bowl, and I’m e-shippin’.'

'Life is over. I’m e-shippin’ to Mars, and I might not come back.'

4

When you’re e-shippin’ and you’re too lazy to even brush your teeth.

'I’m e-shippin’ and I just ate cereal for dinner.'

'I e-shipped with this guy, and I still haven’t washed my hair.'

'I’m e-shippin’ and I just slept on the floor.'

5

When you’re e-shippin’ and you send pictures that look like they came out of a bad dream.

'I sent my e-ship pic, and it looked like my face after I ate a whole pizza.'

'That e-ship picture was worse than my brother’s math test.'

'My e-ship pic was so bad it gave me a headache.'

6

When you e-shippin’ and you’re too dumb to know what you’re doing.

'I e-shipped with this guy and I still don’t know his name.'

'I e-shipped with 5 people, and I can’t tell them apart.'

'I e-shipped with someone and I still think they’re my uncle.'