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When you publicly roast someone for sending a stupid email to everyone they know and then you drop a link to a website that proves they were totally full of crap.
You forward that fake ‘your kid is in trouble’ email to your mom and she replies all with a link to a cat video and a message that says ‘your kid is fine, you’re the one in trouble’
Your boss sends a ‘we’re all getting fired’ email and you reply all with a picture of a goat and a message that says ‘no one’s getting fired, but I’m getting a goat’
Your cousin sends the ‘you’re going to die in 3 days’ email and you reply all with a link to a medical report and a message that says ‘your cousin is going to die in 3 days if they keep doing this’
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When you mess up so bad that fifteen thousand people get copied on an email telling you and everyone else that you messed up, and you feel like a total idiot.
You send an email to your entire company saying you’re quitting and then you realize it was sent to fifteen thousand people
You accidentally reply all to a group chat with a message that says ‘I think I just failed my life’
You email your boss with a typo that says ‘I’m going to be late because my car exploded’ and the whole office gets copied on it
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When you know you just had a cyber session with someone you are 98% sure is a guy and/or the ugliest person you’ve ever seen, but you still can’t stop thinking about it and you’re going to do it again later.
You have a cyber session with your coworker and you’re 98% sure they’re a guy and they look like a raccoon who lost a bet
You text someone you’re 98% sure is a man and he sends you a selfie that looks like he was hit by a truck
You have a cyber session with your neighbor and you’re 98% sure they’re a woman and they look like a ghost who just finished a three-day hike
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