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A pile of crumbly ass gunk and dirt that clogs up your ports and makes your gadgets scream in pain.

My USB port looked like a sidewalk after a donut shop exploded.

Headphones died because I ate a taco near them.

My laptop started crying when I plugged it in.

The nasty, greasy mess that turns your ports into a prison for your devices.

My headphones were stuck so bad, I thought they were married to the jack.

USB port looked like it had a food fight in there.

My phone wouldn’t charge because it was too embarrassed.

A smelly, sticky mix of snacks and dirt that clogs up your ports and makes your gadgets give up.

My USB port looked like it had a cheeseburger stuck in it.

Headphones were so clogged, I thought they were having a family reunion.

My laptop just said 'no more' and powered down.