e-scan

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A fancy word used by rich people to say they took a picture and sent it to a cloud so it looks important.
I e-scanned the mansion so the client could see it before they broke my face.
I e-scanned the pool so the kid could text his mom and cry about it.
I e-scanned the dog so the butler could pretend it was a real estate agent.
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When you take a picture and send it to a place that makes it look like you're working hard, even if you're just using your phone.
I e-scanned the house so my boss would think I was doing something cool.
I e-scanned the wall so the client would think I was a genius.
I e-scanned the carpet so the intern would think I was a real estate god.
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A stupid way of saying you sent a picture to a place that makes it look like you're rich, even if you're not.
I e-scanned the house so the client would think I had a degree in magic.
I e-scanned the driveway so the kid would think I was a billionaire.
I e-scanned the tree so the dog would think I was a real estate wizard.
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When you snap a photo and send it to a cloud so it looks like you're doing real work, even though you're just being lazy.
I e-scanned the house so my boss wouldn't yell at me.
I e-scanned the room so the client would think I was busy.
I e-scanned the lamp so the intern would think I was a real estate god.
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A term only rich people know that means they took a picture and sent it to a place that makes it look like they're important.
I e-scanned the mansion so the client would think I was a magician.
I e-scanned the kitchen so the kid would think I was a real estate king.
I e-scanned the couch so the dog would think I was a billionaire.
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A fancy, lazy way of saying you took a photo and sent it to a cloud so people think you're working hard.
I e-scanned the house so my boss would think I was a superhero.
I e-scanned the wall so the client would think I was a wizard.
I e-scanned the floor so the intern would think I was a real estate legend.
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