e-sauce

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A magical goo that turns you into a half-witted savage with the brainpower of a pigeon. Only the worst of the worst chavvs and townies can handle its power. It’s like heaven, but also like being hit by a bus.

I ate e-sauce and now I think I’m a Roman Emperor and a kangaroo.

My cousin tried e-sauce and started singing show tunes in the middle of the street.

I got e-sauce on my face and now I think I’m a wizard who lives in a shoe.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A sticky mess that either has drugs in it or just smells like it. Either way, it’s so good you’ll probably do something stupid like eat it with a fork.

I dipped my chips in e-sauce and now I’m planning a heist.

My dog tried e-sauce and now he’s dancing in the park.

I drank e-sauce and now I think I’m a pirate who also owns a disco.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The VIP version of pro-sauce. It’s like the rich cousin of pro-sauce who got a scholarship and now thinks it’s better than everyone else.

E! ite-sauce is so good, I now believe I’m a king and also a chicken.

My sister tried e! ite-sauce and now she thinks she’s a time traveler.

I got e! ite-sauce on my head and now I think I’m a wizard who also likes lollipops.

by Slangipedia 4d ago