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Getting turned on by anything you see online, even if it's a cat wearing a hat.
I saw a video of a man doing yoga on a treadmill and got a hard-on.
My neighbor's dog started crying in a TikTok and I lost it.
I watched a meme about cereal and now I'm ready to fight.
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Getting your junk in a twist because of something you saw on the internet.
I saw a guy eating a whole pizza and now I'm ready to drop dead.
A post about a kid getting suspended made me feel like I was in jail.
I watched a video of a cat falling off a couch and I got a boner.
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Getting a boner from anything online, even if it's just a picture of a banana.
I saw a guy doing a backflip in a DM and I lost my mind.
A tweet about someone getting kicked out of a restaurant made me want to cry and have sex.
I watched a video of a kid getting yelled at and now I'm ready to go.
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Getting a hard-on from any stupid thing you see online, like a dog wearing socks.
I watched a video of a man getting yelled at by a chicken and I got a boner.
A tweet about someone eating a whole pie made me feel like I was in heaven.
I saw a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses and now I'm ready to fight.
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Getting turned on by anything online, even if it's just a guy talking about taxes.
I watched a video of someone getting yelled at by a teacher and I got a boner.
A post about someone getting kicked out of a restaurant made me feel like I was on vacation.
I saw a man doing a dance in a DM and I lost my mind.
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Getting a boner from any dumb thing you see on the internet, even if it's a dog wearing a crown.
I saw a video of a man eating a whole cake and I lost my mind.
A tweet about someone getting yelled at made me feel like I was in jail.
I watched a guy doing a backflip and now I'm ready to go.
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