E-Roc

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The most awesome guy ever. When girls see him they drop everything and get wet just thinking about him.
My cousin saw E-Roc and immediately fainted from desire.
I was eating a taco when E-Roc walked by and I dropped it like it was hot.
My dog stared at E-Roc and started licking the air like it was a holy experience.
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The guy who makes women lose their minds. He walks in and girls forget their names, their phones, and their dignity.
I saw E-Roc and my brain turned to jelly.
My mom saw E-Roc and started texting him like it was a date.
I got distracted by E-Roc and failed my math test.
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The man who makes girls forget their own lives. He’s so hot he could set the world on fire with a wink.
I saw E-Roc and my heart skipped a beat and then did a backflip.
I got so distracted by E-Roc I spilled my coffee on my boss.
I started texting E-Roc and forgot about my homework.
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