e-ring

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A ring you get when you're too cheap to propose properly but still want to look fancy.
My dad got me an e-ring for my 16th birthday. It looked like a reject from a jewelry store's trash can.
She said it was an e-ring. I said it looked like a toe ring someone forgot to clean.
He proposed with an e-ring. I said yes, but only because I was tired of his excuses.
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A ring that promises forever but only lasts until the next argument.
My e-ring broke during our first fight. I guess love is fragile.
She got an e-ring, but now it's just a reminder of why we're still single.
He got me an e-ring. Now I have to deal with his mom's constant calls.
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A ring that's supposed to make you feel special, but it just makes you feel like you're being sold a lie.
I got an e-ring. It looked like it came from a bargain bin. I felt like I was being tricked.
He gave me an e-ring, and I said, 'This is the cheapest way to get me to marry you?'
My e-ring is so fake, I think it's trying to tell me it's not real.
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