E riding

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When you're cruising around with a gas tank so empty it's like your bladder after a three-hour party and the E on the gauge is basically laughing at you.
'Man, I'm E-riding again. I'm gonna die in a ditch.'
‘I drove six blocks on an E. I'm a god.'
‘I got an E-ride and my car coughed up a hairball.’
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A wild, crazy, out-of-control feeling like you just ate a whole pizza and jumped into a rollercoaster wearing a clown suit.
‘That concert was an E-ride. I was screaming like a banshee.’
‘That new video game is an E-ride. I lost my mind in it.’
‘My ex’s text message was an E-ride. It broke my soul.’
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A hot, wild, amazing lover who makes your heart go brrr like your phone when it’s about to die.
‘She’s an E-ride. I’d follow her anywhere, even to the edge of the Earth.’
‘He’s an E-ride. I’m in love, and I’m not even wearing pants.’
‘My girlfriend is an E-ride. I got a black eye and a smile.’
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