e-Regional

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A regional airline that uses electric planes so dirty they don't pollute, and it only goes short distances like a lazy kid's nap.

I flew with e-Regional and didn't suffocate. I felt like a god.

My flight was only 300 miles. I could’ve walked, but I chose to be lazy.

The plane was so quiet I could hear my own thoughts. And my neighbor’s snoring.

A regional airline that uses electric planes to move people, and it’s only for trips shorter than a long lunch break.

I took e-Regional and didn’t die from carbon monoxide. I survived.

My flight was 500 miles. I could’ve run there, but I sat and watched the clouds.

The plane was so electric, it gave me a static shock. I was awesome.

A regional airline with electric planes that don’t stink up the sky and only takes you less than a thousand miles.

I flew with e-Regional and didn’t smell like a dead cow. I was happy.

The trip was 700 miles. I could’ve flown a kite there, but I took a plane.

My plane was so clean, it looked like it had just been washed by a saint.