E-queers

'Hey man, did you log in today? I barely saw you at work.'

'Why are you even here? You could be playing everquest instead of talking to me.'

'I don’t care if the printer broke down. I’m not going to stop talking about everquest.'

'You know what I did at lunch? I fought a dragon. You? You just ate a sandwich.'

'I don’t need a coffee break. I need a level-up break.'

'If I don’t talk about everquest, I might actually die.'

'I’m not late. I’m just questing.'

'You’re not a real person. You’re just a NPC in my everquest world.'

'If I don’t log out now, I’ll be stuck in this office forever.'