E Puss

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Internet pussy that you get for free. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more cum and less math.

Just got E Puss in my DMs. I’m not even mad I’m just tired.

My cousin sent me a link to E Puss. I clicked it. Now I’m crying.

E Puss is the only thing I need to be happy. No money. No friends. Just E Puss.

A fancy way to say ‘pussy’ when you’re trying to sound cool instead of just being a total faggot.

My boy called me E Puss in front of my mom. I’m still paying for that.

She said I was E Puss. I said she was a faggot. We fought. It was worth it.

I told my crush she was E Puss. She said I was a faggot. We kissed. It was also worth it.

When your cock is so big it takes up the whole room. You stick it in and everything else just goes ‘poof’ out like a fart.

My cock was so big, my pussy went ‘poof’ and my neighbor heard it.

He stuck it in so hard, the air just flew out like a rocket.

I inserted it so fast, my vag just let out a fart. It was loud.