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When two people use the internet to talk about doing something nasty with each other instead of actually doing it.

Hey babe, wanna do something nasty later?

I just got a text from my ex saying, 'I miss your ugly face.'

He sent me a picture of his dog and said, 'This is what I do when I'm not doing something nasty with you.'

When you pretend to be someone else online just so you can talk about doing something nasty with them.

'Hey, I'm your hot neighbor from next door,' he said. I believed him for 3 days.

She told me she was a 25-year-old model. Turns out she was my teacher.

He asked me if I wanted to do something nasty. I said yes. Then he told me he was my uncle.

When you use the internet to talk about doing something nasty with someone, and you actually do it later.

We talked for hours. Then I showed up at his house wearing only socks.

I messaged him during math class. He messaged back during gym.

We started talking about something nasty. Now we're doing it in the back of the bus.

When you can't stop talking about doing something nasty with someone online, even when they ignore you.

He blocked me. I sent him a message. He blocked me again. I sent him another message.

She said she was busy. I said, 'Busy with what? Something nasty?'

He said, 'I don't want to talk about something nasty anymore.' I said, 'Too bad, I'm going to talk about it anyway.'

When you send someone a message about doing something nasty, and they reply with a picture of their cat.

I sent her a message. She sent me a picture of her cat. I sent her another message.

He said, 'Let's do something nasty.' I said, 'Okay.' He sent me a picture of his cat.

She asked me if I wanted to do something nasty. I said yes. She sent me a picture of her cat.