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When you sit at your computer and waste hours doing nothing important because you’re too lazy to get up and do something real.

Scrolling through 300 videos of cats doing nothing because you’re too tired to sleep.

Rearranging your playlist like it’s the final exam of your life.

Looking up your own name on Urban Dictionary and then looking up the dictionary’s name just to be annoying.

The worst kind of procrastination where you feel like you’re working, but you’re really just messing around online.

Tweeting random people about your feelings when you could be doing your taxes.

Checking your ex’s ex’s ex’s Facebook just to see if they’re happy.

Re-filing your music like it’s a life-or-death mission.

A guilty pleasure of being completely absorbed by your screen while everyone else is getting things done.

YouTubing ‘just one more’ video until your eyes fall out.

Looking up your friends of friends of friends on Facebook like it’s a detective mission.

Browsing through MySpace band requests like it’s the most important job in the world.

The art of being so distracted by your computer that time goes by like you’re on a speed run of the worst kind.

Looking up the definition of your own name on Urban Dictionary just to be a pain.

Tweeting random strangers about your day like you’re trying to get a job.

Wading through MySpace band requests like it’s a never-ending nightmare.

When your computer becomes your best friend and your real life becomes a background tab you never close.

YouTubing ‘just one more’ video until your brain turns to mush.

Looking up friends of friends of friends on Facebook like it’s a quest.

Rearranging your music like it’s the end of the world.

The worst kind of time thief where you spend the day doing nothing but pretending you’re working.

Scrolling through 100 videos of cats doing nothing because you’re too lazy to do anything real.

Tweeting randoms about your feelings like it’s a job interview.

Looking up the definition of your name on Urban Dictionary just because you’re bored.