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porn that lives on the internet and is sent straight to your inbox like a dirty letter from your worst nightmare
Hey dude, check your email. I sent you a surprise. It's not a gift card. It's a video of a man wearing a chicken suit.
Your mom just got a spam email. It had a photo of a guy eating a pizza and it was suspicious.
Your teacher’s email was hacked. Now it’s full of cat videos and a man wearing a chicken suit.
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when your phone gets a message that looks innocent but it's really a trap filled with naked people and bad decisions
Your dad got a text from his ex. It had a photo of her wearing a swimsuit and a man in a chicken suit.
Your brother’s phone buzzed. It was a picture of a guy eating a pizza and a chicken suit.
Your mom’s phone got a message from a guy who said he wanted to be friends. It had a photo of a man wearing a chicken suit.
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the internet’s way of saying your inbox is now a trash can for dirty videos and bad life choices
Your email had a video of a man wearing a chicken suit and a pizza. It was weird and confusing.
Your dad got an email from his old boss. It had a video of a man eating a pizza and a chicken suit.
Your teacher’s email got hacked. Now it’s full of videos and a man in a chicken suit.
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