e-poo

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A poo you take when you're high as a kite on ecstacy. It’s like the ultimate high. You’re pooping and you’re feeling good, like you’re on top of the world and your pants are still on.
I took an e-poo and felt like I could fly.
That e-poo was so good, I almost forgot I was at a party.
I did an e-poo and my friend said I looked like a dancing unicorn.
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A stupid way to say bed. Like you’re too lazy to say it properly. It’s just a fancy way to say you’re tired and want to sleep.
I’m going to my e-poo. I’m done with life.
Don’t bother me, I’m in my e-poo.
That e-poo is the only place I feel safe.
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A guy who’s both a cockface and a pussy whipped. He’s the worst kind of man. He’s a total tool and can’t stand up for himself.
That e-poo over there is a total tool.
He’s an e-poo and I hate him.
Why is he still with her? He’s an e-poo.
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