e-pocalypse

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An e-pocalypse is when the rich and powerful find out something the rest of us never will. It usually involves a lot of money and a bunch of stupid people getting roasted.
My uncle got rich on eBay and now he thinks he’s a king.
The e-pocalypse hit when my mom bought a fake Louis Vuitton bag for $100.
My dad lost $2000 on eBay because he thought a used sock was a rare treasure.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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An e-pocalypse is when the world ends, but only on eBay. Everyone else is still alive, but you’ve already lost your soul.
The e-pocalypse started when my cousin tried to sell his old homework for $500.
I bought a ‘vintage’ phone case for $200, and it fell apart the next day.
My dog got a 5-star review on eBay, but he still hates me.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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An e-pocalypse is when you drop a bunch of money on something stupid, and then you realize it was a total waste of time and cash.
I spent $200 on a ‘limited edition’ T-shirt that said ‘I love cats’ on it.
My mom bought a fake diamond for $500, and it was just a rock.
I sold my old Xbox for $10, and now I can’t find it anywhere.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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