Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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E-plop is when your boss sends you a message that makes you want to scream into a pillow

Subject: Why is this not done yet?

Hi, I saw you at the coffee shop. Why did you not reply?

Your last email was 3 days ago. Are you dead?

2

E-plop is when your inbox gets a message that feels like a slap from your mom

Your project is late. Again.

Did you even read my last email?

I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed.

3

E-plop is when your email shows up like a thief in the night stealing your peace

Your boss just sent you a message at 10 PM.

Another email about the meeting tomorrow.

You were about to go to bed. Now you’re not.

4

E-plop is when your email comes in like a middle schooler asking for candy money

Can you please finish this by tomorrow?

I need this done or I’ll cry.

Just do it. Please.

5

E-plop is when you get an email that feels like your ex is texting you again

You should have done this earlier.

Why didn’t you just do it?

I’m not your enemy. Just do it.

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E-plop is when you get an email that makes you want to throw your computer out the window

I need that report by 9 AM.

You’re not even trying.

Do it now or I’ll be mad.